This guide is for all the lazy men and women on Tinder who perceive writing a bio as a task of tremendous effort.
Just kidding! 😆 Actually, this is for all those interesting men and women on Tinder who want to make their profile interesting.
This is also for the newbie Tinderian who needs help in creating a bio that makes them matchable.
After reading this list of bios, you will have a clear idea of what to include in your Tinder bio. You can also pick one of the many funny bios for Tinder from here to have it on your profile.
These bios will probably get you right-swiped and get you dates. They say we find love in hopeless places. So, let Tinder be that hopeless place and try your luck with these bio lines until you find that perfect match.
Best Tinder Bios For Men
Making girls swipe right on your profile is quite an effort. What you need to connect with girls on Tinder is a great sense of humor, amazing self-confidence and a lot of patience. Your bio is your first impression on Tinder. Let it be informative and attention-grabbing. Here are some interesting and witty Tinder bios for men that can make your profile right-swiped.
|About Me: Likes fishing, gives great speeches at weddings, and plays a mean harmonica.
About You: Eats adventurously, likes road trips, can talk about books for hours.
Job: U12 soccer referee
Word: momma (ya ya, I’m a mama’s boy)
Album I Bought: Michael Jackson’s BAD (and it was on tape)
Kiss: Amanda Butler. Front seat of my ‘95 Grand Am after the Sophomore’s only dance. Dave Matthews was playing. (But not Crash… I would never.)
tacos < burritos
Friday nights out > Thursday nights out
National league > American league
Radiolab > Serial
I’m just sayin’
I love roller coasters but the pirate ship ride completely terrifies me.
I once backpacked around Lake Tahoe in 13 days.
When I was 14 I got a concussion swing dancing.
What about you?
Funny, handsome, and stupid.
Looking at my phone searching for a reason to stop looking at my phone.
I’m just a boy, standing in front of a bunch of people on an app, and asking them to love me.
I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
“This one’s got real potential.” – My 90+ next door neighbor
Management/marketing consultant by day, amature mixologist and professional cat cuddler by night.
9th grade history teacher by day. Semi-pretentious craft beer aficionado by night.
“One hell of a guy. “Outstanding gentlemen.”
-New York Times. – Washington Post
“I Wish I could be more like him.”
– The Most Interesting Man in the World
“You’d be crazy not to swipe right.”
– Miss New York
“He’s my phone’s background.” “My hero.”
– Mom -Spider-Man
The Discworld series, girls with glasses, playing hookie to go to a baseball game, and dinners with friends that end in late nights talking and laughing over a table strewn with the dirty dishes none of us are getting up to wash.
Making fun of people who do crossfit, net-back hats, first runs, the first sip of beer after a long day, and coming home to my dog every night.
I like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy’s parking lot.
I’m looking for a girl who is super mean. She also has to be really clingy and jealous. I prefer women who talk a lot about their ex and a love for da bootyliciousness. In my free time, I like to take off my shirt and take selfies. I’m super in shape thanks to my strict diet of Mountain Dew and Twizzlers. We’re a Twizzlers family, red vines have no place in my home.. I work nights fighting crime. I’m not saying I’m Batman, but I am saying no one has seen the Riddler in Austin Texas.
Honestly, I’m just here looking for my parents. They disappeared one night a few years ago, and I heard I might be able to find them here. Please contact me if you have any pertinent information.
Best Tinder bios for women
Creating the perfect bio for your Tinder profile can be quite daunting at times. However, there are a few things that can make it easier for you to get more attention on Tinder. To begin with, give a brief description of the type of person you are and the type of person you are looking for. Don’t be straightforward. Try to come up with weird and random lines for your bio. Here are some examples of Tinder bio lines that you can use to create your own interesting bio.
All you need to lure me into your car is wine and pizza.
Place I visited: Zion (it was amazing)
Book I read: Decoded by Jay Z (also amazing)
Time I yelled at someone: In the bleachers at Fenway
Time I cried: Watching that YouTube of the lion who gets reunited with its trainer (oh man, gets me every time)
I’m pretty great but don’t listen to me, read my reviews:
“Amy is a hard working, conscientious student.” – my 10th grade English teacher
“I’d highly recommend her for any position.” – my first boss
“I laughed until I cried.” – my ex boyfriend Dan (sorry Dan)
Product designer by day, cyberpunk and avant garde enthusiast by night.
Software engineer by day, even bigger nerd by night. Love anime, board games (I kill at The Settlers of Catan), and obscure music nobody else seems to listen to.
You can’t play hard and work hard. If you say that, you’re not doing either hard enough. (I don’t work very hard.)
The last guy who swiped left on me aged so quickly he shriveled up into an old man skeleton thing before he turned into dust and died a swift yet horrifying death.
He chose poorly.
I like my artsy with a little bit of fartsy.
Last vacation was to see the basement of the Alamo. Wasn’t what I thought it was going to be but I had a big adventure.
I hate flowers. You’ll never have to buy me flowers. Potatoes chips however…
Not gonna lie, pretty good at pub trivia. I’ve even won the big money a couple times.
Guilty pleasures: neighborhood drama, fancy cupcakes, and binge watching.
About Me: Likes poop jokes, can stay out late on a school night, and isn’t afraid to talk politics on a first date.
About You: Tolerates my poop jokes, doesn’t take himself too seriously, and likes a healthy debate.
breakfast for dinner < pizza for breakfast
the movie > the book (so sue me)
sunrise < sunset
coffee > life
Those were some example of the best Tinder bios. Did you find something interesting? Do you have more examples of interesting and funny bios for Tinder? Let us know in the comment section below.